the trilogy pt 3

The numbers for me just dont add up sometimes,
you buy a tin of hotdogs.you get 8,you buy a pack
of hot dog rolls you get 6,that averages out
to 1.33 hotdogs per roll.ok folks,got the hot dogs,
the rolls,fried onions,ketchup and mustard,but i'm missing one thing,
my hot dog slicer.why must the continue to do this to us,
Another thing,with television and dvd's and so on,you can go ou and buy literally thousands
of different television series boxsets on dvd.now i must applaud the inventors of television
dvd and the like.but the all missed one simple thing,that giving the current available technology
and how good things are,how far we have com in the last 25 years.please people,if your gonna
put out a dvd set of the tv show i love,please,for gods sake,dont split up the 2 parter episodes
on different discs,this means i have to get out of my chair and change the disk,this means
i am literally wasting my remote contol.
On another note,in the nes today,i notice that canadadians have have lengthened the sentence of a pakistani
born terrorist from 10 years to life,good you desrve it mate,all the could have been victims you could have killed
or maimed,they are all alive and well,and your live is over.shame,what i would have done with him,strapped a big bloody
timebomb to him,and drop him in some backwoods valley,handcuffed,nowhere near any thing you could damage,let him run around
mental and the BANG!,no great loss.
back to the number anyway, They say Pi is 3.14,i prefer apple to be honest,but thats just me,15% cynic 15% concerned citizen
62% serious.
Theres on evil in this world,it's people who leave bowls of food under ther bed until they rot,then put the bowl through for washing
on top of kitchen board,with the food and mold still in the bowl.
Keeping in with the food themed rant,yesterday i watched 2 stagsfighting in the woods next to my office,a sight of
natural beauty some would say,but all i see is a lot of venison steaks,with chips and onions.
I do love our little chats tho people,i havent had to pull out my pepper spray,or hobble any of you,yet.
we are now a week away from christmas,which means only 53 shopping weeks until next christmas,that gives
me 52 weeks to put on 150 pounds grow a beard,get a big red suit.and come creeping doon your chimney!wooohaaahha.