Dont licks metal thing in the cold
unless you like you tongue with less skin on than usual.
Dont believe somebody when they say they "need more time",
what this means is,they need more time without you in it,
Dont bite the hand that feeds,punch it in the knuckles and intimidate it,
Dont buy fast food with a drink,the drink is never what you ask for
Dont make any decisions whilst under the influence of aclohol,
or any other substance for that matter,decisions should not be made withou a clear head,
Dont "fake" playing an instrument.,also if your gonna fake it,dont buy chinese,buy american
Dont forget,that you need an average amount of BS evey day,just so you have got something to gague the truth against
Dont feel guilty for making decisions that you really did want to make,
Dont feel guilty for not feeling guilty
Do go into Macdonalds and ask for something with no sugar,they have a panic button for that
If you do feel guilty regarding the second last point there,
Burn a plastic cow,its what the cool kids do,
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