Passion.

Nah,dont think so!

Got my usual pile of junk mail today.

One caught my eye,but on further reading,

No thank you,i would not like to release the in Carrie Bradshaw in me.

on another note,some albums i would recommend:

Justin Vernon  -Hazeltons
Holowpaw     -Quit /+ Or Fight
Neil Young    - On The Beach
Slint               - Spiderland
Palace            -Viva Last Blues

Dont feel bad if you have a listen and think they suck,i wont hate you.

much.

Facebook fun!

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     ~ If you have a lot of loser FB friends, put this on their wall.
               Thank you, for not texting calling or mailing me !
                       Death Pain and Misery to you!
                     Always remember i'm prettier than you
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      ~ If you have a lot of loser FB friends, put this on their wall.
   I dont message you cause i feel the minutes slipping away when
   We talk or chat,please leave me be,i'm much happier when i'm 
    not talking to you,and no,i dont want to join your mafia,play pool
   you,or own a neighbouring farm to you,i dread to think what you
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New Year,New Start

As we approach the middle of the first month of the new year.
I want to wish everbody who had new years resolutions congratulations
on not only breaking the resolutions,but doing more of these things that you said you were going to give up.
Well done,we love you for it

On a plus note though,i've kept none of mine either,
Eating,Drinking,Breathing.only joking,i gave them up long ago
I currently am haunting my local pub,purely for the lack of freebies i received from them

Only joking,i'm haunting you,that little voice you hear in your head,trying to sway you on the conscious decisions you make every day in your life.it's not your inner demon or angel.it's me.

On a plus note to it being january,i  discovered Tom Waits over the festive period,whist i wasn't wasting money on gifts that people forget about the week after,or speaking to people i dont have any urge to converse with in the pub "just because its christmas"

Fabulous songriter.he will make you laugh and cry in the same song

have a listen,and a merry belated(or very early) christmas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12qBoy2rhVw

Things not to do.

Dont licks metal thing in the cold

unless you like you tongue with less skin on than usual.

Dont believe somebody when they say they "need more time",

what this means is,they need more time without you in it,

Dont bite the hand that feeds,punch it in the knuckles and intimidate it,

Dont buy fast food with a drink,the drink is never what you ask for

Dont make any decisions whilst under the influence of aclohol,

or any other substance for that matter,decisions should not be made withou a clear head,

Dont "fake" playing an instrument.,also if your gonna fake it,dont buy chinese,buy american

Dont forget,that you need an average amount of BS evey day,just so you have got something to gague the truth against

Dont feel guilty for making decisions that you really did want to make,

Dont feel guilty for not feeling guilty

Do go into Macdonalds and ask for something with no sugar,they have a panic button for that 

If you do feel guilty regarding the second last point there,

Burn  a plastic cow,its what the cool kids do,

Roses are red..............

Roses are red
Violest are blue,
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

Plagiarism of myself in a past life,is this legal?

God i hate the snow,
but hey it keeps the kids happy,so its not all bad
well not ll bad,what gets me about the snow is that
people make a big deal out of it,its frozen water,
get a grip if its that great how come i never catch
you late at night at night scraping the freezer for one
more little bit,
our very clever government,have now give prisoners serving
fewer than four years the right to vote,ooh another
one to add to the tally,i actually dread looking
at the news sites over the last while,because of the
amount of assualts on our basic freedoms,and also the
softness given if you have done wrong.you have your playstations
and tv and so on,now the right to vote,what next? day trips to butlins
or hardened criminals packing my shopping when i go to the supermarket?

i can piture it now "leave a tip in the bucket,its going to a good cause,ie:i'm
not going to rob,rape,murder or violate you""oh gee thanks,how thoughtful of you,
aint the weather great these days?" "oh it certainly is,but the nights are drawing in,
but i work better under the cover of darkness......."

I can see from the news that the big DC is now on the case,he's spoken
at his "anger at the decision",well big man,realistically if theres anybody in this place,
its you pal,don't talk about your anger at it,doo something about it before its all forgotten,
and just another statistic.

another lifer pissed of at losing the right to vote?saw this one on the bbc site,and quite frankly
mate,why are you that bothered not much can really change in your 6' by 8',man up and enjoy the life you
created for yourself.

who's gettin an i pad for christmas?not me,i have a pefrectly good netbook,but oh,wait,its not got "wow" factor.
my life is over, i cant go on....................